u r invited (obviously)

welcome to Maria's 30th bday

She's entering her thirties era and honestly? she ate. The rest of us are just lucky to be on the guest list.

below: one quiz you will fail, then games you get to pick ↓

30 & thriving
Maria smiling on a chateau rooftop in a pink top

the birthday girl, iconic as usual

main character ✓ no thoughts, just cake
pop quiz!!

quick q before the fun stuff

what's Maria's best quality?

Choose wisely. There is a correct answer.

ok, the actual reason you're here

the games. pick your faves.

Eight of us, mostly two teams of four. We are not playing all eleven, we're not unwell. Tap the ones you'd actually play, then hit send. Changed your mind? Tap again and resend, no drama.